She's got pipes

...Just not very good ones. We had a complete plumbing workup done. It's not really the first thing you want to spend money on in the new house but definitely necessary considering the issues we had.

1.The toilets didn't really work.
2. The faucet in the main bath wouldn't stop leaking.
3. The stopper to the tub worked a little too well necessitating holding down the lever with your foot while shampooing your hair in order to drain water.

So we made a trip to Lowe's and bought 2 new toilets, a new sink vanity, a new kitchen faucet, various valves and hoses, called the plumbers and let them work their magic.

But the good news is that now it looks like this! And we don't have pipes laying in our backyard anymore.